“It’s been along time/ I shouldn’t have left you” without a dope blog to step to...
Yes! Me and all my provocativeness are back. I’ve relocated down to South Texas...Still flying my WSOUF flag high and proud, BIIIIIIIITCH!
Anyways, I was sitting at the computer, YouTubin’, and started reminiscing about some of the music back in the 90’s - the classic G-Funk West Coast shit that most of our Southern Rap (or Country Rap Tunes as the late great Pimp C would say)grew from.
[Panky rang in the air for the late great Pimp C aka Chad Butler]
Well, during my search I ran across a couple of videos that brought me to the memory of Rachel. Yall ’member Rachel? The Caribbean honeydip that was on BET’s Caribbean Rhythms. And the thought of Rachel begot thoughts of PATRA!
Patra - THE ORIGINAL VIDEO HOE! Ladies, you want somebody to blame for BET Uncut and the whole Video Hoe phenomenon from earlier this century? Blame this chick…
*NOTE: I originally wanted to post the video of Worker Man cause I thought she was extra hoe-ish in that one, but the fags that posted it on YouTube disabled the embed code, so yall will have to settle for this softcore orgy video.
Look at all that gotdamn humpin' and grinding! I think this was the predecessor of the 95 South/69 Boyz (and we all know they were the same damn group) “Ride the Train”.
I remember being 12, 13, 14 years old and wanting to fuck the shit outta Patra AND her dancers.
Next video!
YES! The ugliest man in all of the Caribbean was also, apparently, a sex symbol there.
One of the sexiest videos in Dancehall history, was ruined by ShabbafuckingRanks and his gotdamn Gumby haircut! Ooh and don’t forget his MC Hammer Pants…er…shorts.
Little know fact: Shabba was dropped from his label after the song Boom Bye Bye was released in the early-mid 90s. BBB is a anti-homosexual rant (that I still bang out of the Yukon to this day).
I hope y'all enjoyed this segment. Stay tuned. Next time we’ll look at the Booty Music that for some reason showed up on Rap City.
Tip, Sip, or Dip Yall
Tipwell
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